One Does Not Simply Walk Into My Tumblr

gingerin-thetardis:

"Raven what’s on your face.

It is me”

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arendellekingdom:

a fake reputation is all a man has

requested by: pizzasavestheday

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svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

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lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:


jane-b-nimbel:


thesanityclause:


youngmanandoldsoul:


“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.


My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?


The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.


This is too badass not to reblog.


#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them (via tiny-little-dot)

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

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richarcl:

tbh i literally say “literally and tbh” literally all the time tbh

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ATTENTION ANYONE IN BLAKELY GEORGIA, NEAR BLAKELY, OR WITH LOVED ONES THERE.

2otaku4u:

THERE ARE TWO MEN WHO HAVE ESCAPED JAIL AND ARE TRYING TO HIDE. POLICE ARE EVERYWHERE. LOCK ALL OF YOUR DOORS, WINDOWS, AND DO NOT LET ANYONE OUTSIDE OR INSIDE. STAY ARMED, THEY MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE GUNS.
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST AND REBLOG AS FUCKING MUCH AS YOU CAN.

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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

image

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

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