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that-leftycurse:

2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:

Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.

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askashthewiccan:

furbearingbrick:

acesnerdyart:

I was walking through a local trail next to a dog park and in big freakin’ letters Dana was carved into the tree.  The beach trees also had broken limbs that formed eyes.

there are trees around where I live that look like that too.

DONT GO TO THE DOG PARK DONT LOOK AT THE DOG DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT THE DOG PARK

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captain-jacking-starkness:

I almost actually believed that first one.

captain-jacking-starkness:

I almost actually believed that first one.

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enterpriseofficial:

If you ever need to feel more confident just pretend to be your mirrorverse you.

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liquatic:

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch


tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate:8.9

liquatic:

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch

tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate:8.9

(via cumber-bitches)

borderlineotaku:

fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

borderlineotaku:

fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

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i honestly don’t remember doing that

me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)

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toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

image

Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

(via obliterateeverything)


Jaguar GoodToBeBad with Tom Hiddleston & Benedict Cumberbatch

Jaguar GoodToBeBad with Tom Hiddleston & Benedict Cumberbatch

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thiscorpsofbrothers:

theaveragefish:

if you ever start a sentence with “I’m not sexist, but-“

you are. you are a douche. 

"I’m not racist, but-"